ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother. ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined. ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though. ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again. INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside. INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out. INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you. INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on. ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook. ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox. ESTP: Probably Kanye West. ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form. ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity. ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness. ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole. ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. I would never have been this happy.
blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard
but it really is so important to find people who don’t lose patience with you or get angry if you’re being irrational or insecure or downright ridiculous, it is so so necessary to be treated with gentleness from loved ones and not to be made to feel like you’re irritating or a burden