May 2012
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omg
why am i laughing so hard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS.
IT’S BACK
the song of my PEOPLE
brb digging out my recorder in two weeks when i get home
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I’m sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO changeable
April 2012
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RE: whores
Me: She used up all the perfume because she's a whore.
Me: And, you know, whores tend to wear a lot of perfume.
Nelson: They need to cover up that pussy stank!
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Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
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Guy goes into a doctor’s office and he’s like, “Doctor, my knee hurts.” The...
– Emma Stone’s favourite joke (via astarkk)
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Moriarty: hey i just met you
Moriarty: and this is crazy
Moriarty: but i gave you my number
Moriarty: thought you might call
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brb listening to missy elliott all day
nicki minaj knows NOTHING
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